Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

I was born intelligent —
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come «abbreviated» is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

«Your future depends on your dreams»
So go to sleep

«Hard work never killed anybody»
But why take the risk

«Work fascinates me»
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..

Old friend

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To make money we lose our health and then to restore our health we lose money.
We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived

Relationships

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’
The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’
‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father.
‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl.

‘If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,
you will never let my hand go.’

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours…
This message is too short……but carries a lot of Feelings.

Ya bardak olacaksin ya da gol…

Ustalarin ciraklarina sadece edindikleri meslegi, zanaati degil hayati da ogrettikleri, en genis ve gercek anlamiyla ogretmen olduklari donemde Hintli bir ahsap ustasi yasiyordu. Bu ustanin ciragi buyudu, ahsap islemeyi ve hayati ogrendi, kendi isini kurup baslatti. Bir sure sonra dostlarindan biri oglunu getirdi, ustadan onu yanina cirak almasini istedi. Fakat bu cirak surekli yakinip duran, her seye bozulan bir cocuk cikti. Tahta getirmeye gidiyor, dondugunde ellerine kiymik battigindan uzun uzun yakiniyordu. Bir is teslim etmeye gidiyor, dondugunde yoldan, sicaktan, musterinin tavrindan yakiniyordu. Usta cocuga bir seyler anlatmaya calisiyordu ama sozlerinin hicbir etkisi olmuyordu.
Bir gun usta ciragini koye tuz almaya gonderdi. Cirak ustasinin soyledigi gibi, tuzu alip dondu. Usta bir bardak su getirmesini soyledi. Cirak bir bardak suyu da getirdi. Usta, Simdi o tuzu suyun icine at’ dedi. Cirak ustasinin soyledigini yapti. Sonra usta ‘Simdi o suyu ic’ dedi. Cirak suyu icti ve tabii ki icer icmez de tukurdu. Ofkeyle ustasina bakarken, usta ‘Nasildi tadi’ diye sordu. Cirak nefretle, ‘Cok aci’ dedi.
Usta cocuga ‘Tuzu yanina al gel, gidiyoruz’ dedi. Cirak ustasinin pesine takildi. Bir sure sonra civardaki golun kiyisina geldiler.
Usta ciraga ‘Butun tuzu gole dok’ dedi. Cirak soyleneni yapti.
Usta ‘Simdi golun suyundan ic’ dedi. Cirak icti.
‘Suyun tadi nasildi’ diye sordu usta. Cirak, ‘Cok guzeldi’ dedi.
‘Peki tuzun acisini hissettin mi’ diye sordu bu kez de.
Cirak ‘hayir’ dedi.
Usta ciragi karsisina oturtup anlatti:
‘Hayattaki butun olumsuzluklar iste bu bir avuc tuz gibidir. Eger sen kucuk bir bardak su isen, nasil tuzun butun acisini tattiysan, hayatin butun olumsuzluklarindan da oyle etkilenirsin. Eger sen kisiliginle ve gonlunle bu onumuzdeki gol gibi isen, hayatta karsilasabilecegin butun olumsuzluklar seni, o bir avuc tuz golun suyunu nasil etkilediyse oyle etkiler, bir bardak suda tattigin aciyi vermez sana.

Secim senindir :

Ya bardak olacaksin ya da gol…